rickcr42
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Rest in peace my good friend.
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Post by rickcr42 on May 31, 2006 22:23:54 GMT
I never realised just how much work my ASS did until the f**ker started to protest ! OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW ! I can't do anything without my posterior saying "slow down there rick or I will MAKE YOU slow down bud !" The worst part ? I walked in the door yesterday and announced to my wife that my ass hurt to which she replied "what ass ?" Huwaaaa ? I'm in pain here and you insult me ? Wife insults me,kids rolling on the floor laughing at my expense,me headed up the stairs like a punk to soak my aching butt .The world as i know it is coming to an end when woman and children crack wise at my expense and all i can think to do is go soak my ass
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Post by PinkFloyd on May 31, 2006 22:28:59 GMT
I never realised just how much work my ASS did until the f**ker started to protest ! OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW ! I can't do anything without my posterior saying "slow down there rick or I will MAKE YOU slow down bud !" The worst part ? I walked in the door yesterday and announced to my wife that my ass hurt to which she replied "what ass ?" Huwaaaa ? I'm in pain here and you insult me ? Wife insults me,kids rolling on the floor laughing at my expense,me headed up the stairs like a punk to soak my aching butt .The world as i know it is coming to an end when woman and children crack wise at my expense and all i can think to do is go soak my ass OMG Rick once your "ass" gives up the ghost that's the beginning of the end man. I sincerely hope your "ass" recovers and fast mate there is nothing worse than a pulled muscle, well... there is.... toothache! Probably the best thing you can do is soak your "ass" in a hot mustard bath, that will help and also get your wife to rub in some of that deep heat stuff into your buttocks which may also help alleviate the pain. Get well soon mate! Mike.
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rickcr42
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Rest in peace my good friend.
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Post by rickcr42 on May 31, 2006 22:37:16 GMT
"want some mustard with that ass sir ?"
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