rowuk
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Pain in the ass, ex-patriot yank living in the land of sauerkraut
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Post by rowuk on Jan 16, 2010 20:55:09 GMT
A very attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures siluringly to the bartender, who comes over immediately. Whe he arrives, she seductively signals to him that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his full beard. "Are you the manager?" she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands. "Actually no," replies the man. "Can you get him for me?" she asks. "I need to speak to him," she says, running her hands beyound his beard and into his hair. "I'm afraid I can't", breathes the bartender. "Is there anything I can do?" "Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message" she continous huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently. "What should I tell him?" the bartender manages to say. "Tell him", she whispers, "There is no toilet paper or hand soap in the ladies room."
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mrarroyo
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Post by mrarroyo on Jan 17, 2010 1:50:18 GMT
OUCH! Now that is wickedly mean.
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