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Post by merton on Sept 12, 2006 1:29:25 GMT
dammit!
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rickcr42
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Rest in peace my good friend.
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Post by rickcr42 on Sept 12, 2006 3:19:08 GMT
Just not possible.
Monosylabic one sentence rants on the state of the world as I see it through glazed eyes takes fleshing out, a sort of novela like format or the entire point is lost on those with short attention spans and then where would we be ? ;D
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Post by merton on Sept 12, 2006 4:45:32 GMT
that sentence didn't even make sense....
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Post by rickcr42 on Sept 12, 2006 12:52:12 GMT
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Post by PinkFloyd on Sept 12, 2006 14:29:28 GMT
stop being so f**king wordy with your posts!!! Absolutely.
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rickcr42
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Post by rickcr42 on Sept 12, 2006 14:35:48 GMT
Absolute ?
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vixr
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face it, if lightsabers were real, you would have cut off part of your body by now...
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Post by vixr on Sept 16, 2006 19:23:21 GMT
So I sez to the guy "no man, if you tighten them too much, I won't be able to get them loose later with hand tools" so the clown tells me that the impact gun is preset to 60 foot pounds...and continues to hammer away on a fine thread 1/2" bolt. I just wanted to start hurting this kid. I stopped him a second time and asked him to stop pounding the hell out of my lugs, and he sez I need to talk to the shop manager. Luckily I paid with plastic and I march back in the office with my cell up to my head, and tell the manager I need new lugs and studs, or he can take his new tires and wheels off my jeep and shove them up that kid's ass, oh and by the way here is my credit card customer service guy on my cell and he wants to talk to you about stopping payment on the sale... The manager starts to spit and sputter and takes the phone from me...
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rickcr42
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Post by rickcr42 on Sept 16, 2006 20:47:08 GMT
I would have added some of this in just for good measure,can't have those nuts coming loose
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Post by PinkFloyd on Sept 16, 2006 21:35:04 GMT
So I sez to the guy "no man, if you tighten them too much, I won't be able to get them loose later with hand tools" so the clown tells me that the impact gun is preset to 60 foot pounds...and continues to hammer away on a fine thread 1/2" bolt. I just wanted to start hurting this kid. I stopped him a second time and asked him to stop pounding the hell out of my lugs, and he sez I need to talk to the shop manager. Luckily I paid with plastic and I march back in the office with my cell up to my head, and tell the manager I need new lugs and studs, or he can take his new tires and wheels off my jeep and shove them up that kid's ass, oh and by the way here is my credit card customer service guy on my cell and he wants to talk to you about stopping payment on the sale... The manager starts to spit and sputter and takes the phone from me... They've got no idea what a torque wrench is nowadays and look at you like you've landed from Mars when you say "torque them up to 80ftlbs please" Unfortunately I have to use a garage to get tyres on (I do everything else myself) and it amazes me the people these places employ... this f**kin' gibbon starts squirting WD40 all over my wheels and I'm like "what the f**k are you doing???" "Making it easier for me to get the wheels off" I explain to this halfwit that he's spraying lubricant onto my brake pads and discs and there's no need to "lubricate" the nuts as I always smear the threads with copper grease before I torque the nuts up to 80ftlb.... he's like "eh?" and that just about sums these comedians right up. I'm actually surprised he was using the correct wrench to get the nuts off and not a hammer and chisel, apart from totally drowning my brake pads in WD40 he managed to refit the wheels without smashing a chisel through my sump.... quite an achievement.
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Post by merton on Sept 23, 2006 21:42:50 GMT
oh, c'mon! you're goin all FCC on me? why?
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