kind of cool but.....
Dec 1, 2006 3:29:40 GMT
Post by rickcr42 on Dec 1, 2006 3:29:40 GMT
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Cool !
But what I want to know is being that speaker cone size has a direct relationship to bass projection and depth (and why those headphone specs that claim 10 hz response can kiss my ass ) does this mean that fat people will get batter bass with their portable player than skinny people
do i need to start eating now so i have plenty of girth when this becomes the norm ? It IS SONY so you know they will try and make this fly if they have to hold a gun to your temple (look how long they kept Betamax afloat even when everyone else had already been to the funeral and watched as the dirt was tossed on the coffin )
I mean it would follow the laws of acoustics right ?
The idea being if body mass is used to replace speaker cone area then larger bodies moving more air should not only project a deeper and more powerful bass note but in fact project that note futher before it begins to fall off right ?
Sorta kinda like the "Sensurround" type effect from the movie Earthquake but with skin instead of stacks of thirty inch horn loaded bass bins providing the rumbling bass notes
rmrmrmrmrmrmrmrmrmrmrrmrmrmr.......mrmrmrmrmrmrmrmrrm...........rmrmrmrmrmrmrmrmrrmrm.................mrmrmrmrmrmrmrmrmrmrmr.........
I imagine the start and stop time would be off by a lot so maybe some digital correction of the leading edge would be in order followed by a subtractive filter that constanly compares the original note to what is being picked up elshwere on the belly wad.this would mean an overall delayed signal so the reaction time can be "REAL" time rahter than always trying to play catch up,the reason why many DC-Servos fail in the "real world" even though they look great on the test bench-time lag
so assuming we get the chubbysets squared away and assuming the bass does not sound like a hungry stomach rumbling from two feet away what about the "Q-Tip with eyes" painfully thin folks huh ? what about them ?
some kind of sub-harmoinic synthesizer to fill in missing notes their body shape has zero shot at recreating ?
Think mini-monitor "missing" bass (the skinnies) and sub-woofer bass and maybe you can get my drift
or maybe this is just another example of the industry aiming at the "beautiful people" who have gobs of free time and unlimited funds available for froliicking around as if a gift to humanity while anyone that for one reason or another is just cast aside as being unimportant and I a mean jeeze ! Who wants to look at a fkn misfit anyway right ?
and what WOULD the lower classes DO with such technology anyway ? it'snot like they would understand it and maybe even be too damn stupid to properly appreciate it for what it is-a modern GD marvel of science that could forever answer the question "
"what are the best headphones for XXXXX ?"
None you fkn idiot ! Headphones are outdated ! get with the fkn program or take your ass back to wherever your kind goes and stay your ass there !
sheesh ! where do they FIND these people !
Obviously for the less easily amused than myself a feeble attempt at some sick humor to break up my boring ass evening
Cool !
But what I want to know is being that speaker cone size has a direct relationship to bass projection and depth (and why those headphone specs that claim 10 hz response can kiss my ass ) does this mean that fat people will get batter bass with their portable player than skinny people
do i need to start eating now so i have plenty of girth when this becomes the norm ? It IS SONY so you know they will try and make this fly if they have to hold a gun to your temple (look how long they kept Betamax afloat even when everyone else had already been to the funeral and watched as the dirt was tossed on the coffin )
I mean it would follow the laws of acoustics right ?
The idea being if body mass is used to replace speaker cone area then larger bodies moving more air should not only project a deeper and more powerful bass note but in fact project that note futher before it begins to fall off right ?
Sorta kinda like the "Sensurround" type effect from the movie Earthquake but with skin instead of stacks of thirty inch horn loaded bass bins providing the rumbling bass notes
rmrmrmrmrmrmrmrmrmrmrrmrmrmr.......mrmrmrmrmrmrmrmrrm...........rmrmrmrmrmrmrmrmrrmrm.................mrmrmrmrmrmrmrmrmrmrmr.........
I imagine the start and stop time would be off by a lot so maybe some digital correction of the leading edge would be in order followed by a subtractive filter that constanly compares the original note to what is being picked up elshwere on the belly wad.this would mean an overall delayed signal so the reaction time can be "REAL" time rahter than always trying to play catch up,the reason why many DC-Servos fail in the "real world" even though they look great on the test bench-time lag
so assuming we get the chubbysets squared away and assuming the bass does not sound like a hungry stomach rumbling from two feet away what about the "Q-Tip with eyes" painfully thin folks huh ? what about them ?
some kind of sub-harmoinic synthesizer to fill in missing notes their body shape has zero shot at recreating ?
Think mini-monitor "missing" bass (the skinnies) and sub-woofer bass and maybe you can get my drift
or maybe this is just another example of the industry aiming at the "beautiful people" who have gobs of free time and unlimited funds available for froliicking around as if a gift to humanity while anyone that for one reason or another is just cast aside as being unimportant and I a mean jeeze ! Who wants to look at a fkn misfit anyway right ?
and what WOULD the lower classes DO with such technology anyway ? it'snot like they would understand it and maybe even be too damn stupid to properly appreciate it for what it is-a modern GD marvel of science that could forever answer the question "
"what are the best headphones for XXXXX ?"
None you fkn idiot ! Headphones are outdated ! get with the fkn program or take your ass back to wherever your kind goes and stay your ass there !
sheesh ! where do they FIND these people !
Obviously for the less easily amused than myself a feeble attempt at some sick humor to break up my boring ass evening