Ever since I started wearing those magnificent heliharris 681s PinkFloyd sent me from Rock Grotto, I suddenly seemed to be quite popular with the ladies. What a wonderful turn my life had taken; not only did I have these awesome sounding headphones, but I was finally getting some action!!
Demonstrating their innate understanding of the necessity for continuance of the species, 7 of 10 nymphettes would much prefer to romp in the sand and disport their nubility for the camera than to mess up their hair with some silly looking DJ thingies that stop you from hearing all the goss. Those are for nerds they gushed.