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Post by PinkFloyd on Apr 18, 2017 21:14:19 GMT
Total pish UNTIL the dog enters;)
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Post by Deleted on Apr 19, 2017 3:03:25 GMT
I was thinking what would be cool is if it were outdoors and a eagle flew by and picked up the dog and flew up in a tree and started eating it.
So wouldn't you know it, the dumb advert finished and voila!! - youtube showed eagle attack videos! Amazing!
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Post by PinkFloyd on Apr 19, 2017 21:06:54 GMT
You'd be happy with an eagle eating a domestic pet? man, you are radical
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Post by Deleted on Apr 20, 2017 4:19:02 GMT
You'd be happy with an eagle eating a domestic pet? man, you are radical I wouldn't say happy, no. But it's not like the eagle would wipe his beak, burp, and start singing a victory song. Now that would be adding insult to injury.
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Post by PinkFloyd on Apr 20, 2017 20:37:00 GMT
Eaten by an Eagle?
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Post by Deleted on Apr 21, 2017 5:28:50 GMT
I like that sandpile thing. Sand is a useful and flexible tool. A person could cover their pet up to its neck in the sand, just in case an eagle goes by so it can't grab the pet and fly off with it. You'd have to remember to uncover the pet later when the danger is over, or before the tide comes in and the poor critter is underwater.
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Post by bullpup on Apr 21, 2017 17:53:33 GMT
There are dog adverts and there are dog adverts... Some are harmlesss fun others are not - the Andrex adverts are clearly racist otherwise they would use a black or chocolate Labrador.
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Post by PinkFloyd on Apr 21, 2017 19:14:54 GMT
There are dog adverts and there are dog adverts... Some are harmlesss fun others are not - the Andrex adverts are clearly racist otherwise they would use a black or chocolate Labrador. Totally racist Dave..... I think there should be a lot more adverts featuring black dogs, Islamic dogs and half breed dogs
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Post by PinkFloyd on Apr 21, 2017 19:16:30 GMT
Another racist ad!
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Post by PinkFloyd on Apr 21, 2017 19:20:14 GMT
Volkswagen blatantly racist ad!
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Post by bullpup on Apr 21, 2017 21:01:05 GMT
And as for the white moggy in the Purina cat food advert!
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Post by PinkFloyd on Apr 22, 2017 19:22:22 GMT
And as for the white moggy in the Purina cat food advert! Disgustingly racist! Why didn't they hire a cat of "colour"?
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Post by PinkFloyd on Apr 22, 2017 19:29:41 GMT
Why is the pure white girl being introduced to a pure white electronic cat? That is SO racist! She should be playing with ethnic minority cats / refugee cats / criminal cats to gain a real understanding of the multicultural cat society. White girls playing with white cats....... totally unacceptable in these great days of multicultural cat acceptance.... Shame on "FurReal Friends", clearly a racist electronic cat manufacturer
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Post by PinkFloyd on Apr 22, 2017 19:42:12 GMT
Pets without the poop? I wonder if the electronic cat market ever took off?
Give me a electronic Asian / black / white GIRL (I'm not racist) that doesn't nag and obeys your every command and I'll buy 20 of them.
Electronic cat? Why would you want one of those daft things? Real cats are annoying enough (boot up the arse jobs) but why would you want a "pet without poop"? The best bit about owning a dog is letting it take a shit on your neighbours lawn (neighbor if you're a Yank)..... a "poop free" pet would be no fun at all.
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Post by PinkFloyd on Apr 22, 2017 19:52:44 GMT
Actually...... they missed a good marketing opportunity..... "the electronic pet that shits". Tired of walking your dog to its normal shitting area? Shoot it and buy an electronic dog. Electronic Dog can have it's walks pre programmed by the owner thanks to built in GPS....... Electronic Dog has a 5 litre shit tank installed and you can fill it with any form of excrement you like.... want to shit on your neighbours lawn? Take a dump into the electronic dogs tank and send it off to deposit your load on his lawn. The dog will get the blame but YOU know it was YOUR shit that crapped on his lawn..... all done under stealth mode with electronic dog GPS technology (patents pending). Much more fun than a "poop free" pet?
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Post by PinkFloyd on Apr 22, 2017 20:04:10 GMT
That white cat is so white and clean / how the other half live / I can't smell cat piss anywhere on it....... It must be one of those "racist cats".
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Post by Deleted on Apr 22, 2017 22:35:52 GMT
That white cat is so white and clean / how the other half live / I can't smell cat piss anywhere on it....... It must be one of those "racist cats". If they made it mouse-flavoured, the regular cat could rip it apart and eat it. It wouldn't be easy to make because it would have to look like a cat, taste like a mouse, and be made of cat-friendly nutrients. The downside would be that your cat would then be attracted to other cats as a food source - sure to cause angst in the neighborhood with other cat owners. Here in beautiful warm South Carolina USA, we don't have many cats - those that don't get run over by 500 horsepower petrol-guzzling cars are eaten by starving dogs. i.e., the hunters here don't give much to the dogs between hunts, to keep them hungry and in the mood to chase other critters.
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Post by PinkFloyd on Apr 23, 2017 20:08:18 GMT
Thing is Dale......... how do WE know what a regular cat is? We don't have the same olfactory senses as a cat so what we "assume" to be a domestic cat may well be an electronic spy cat Maybe time to attack so called "domestic cats" with electronic Eagles? A swoop and fly operation...... Electronic Eagle swoops on cat, grabs it, and flies the cat over to Catanamo bay to interrogate it. "Are you a real cat?!!" Yes! "we don't believe you, prove it!" I eat cat food and piss and shit all over the place. "So does the E-Cat, prove you are a real cat!" I don't have batteries, I have a heart and lungs and can shit and piss real urine and faeces. "That doesn't prove you're a real cat.... all that proves is you are full of shit!" What can I do to make you believe I'm a real cat then? "OK...... bend over and prepare to be penetrated by my very small penis" NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! "Fake cat! SAD / shoot him!."
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Post by Deleted on Apr 23, 2017 22:45:38 GMT
Thing is Dale......... how do WE know what a regular cat is? We don't have the same olfactory senses as a cat so what we "assume" to be a domestic cat may well be an electronic spy cat Maybe time to attack so called "domestic cats" with electronic Eagles? A swoop and fly operation...... Electronic Eagle swoops on cat, grabs it, and flies the cat over to Catanamo bay to interrogate it. "Are you a real cat?!!" Yes! "we don't believe you, prove it!" I eat cat food and piss and shit all over the place. "So does the E-Cat, prove you are a real cat!" I don't have batteries, I have a heart and lungs and can shit and piss real urine and faeces. "That doesn't prove you're a real cat.... all that proves is you are full of shit!" What can I do to make you believe I'm a real cat then? "OK...... bend over and prepare to be penetrated by my very small penis" NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! "Fake cat! SAD / shoot him!." It's a lot simpler than all of that. Quite simply, you skin it and attempt to fry it. If you hear any weird sounds or smell any weird smells in the process, then you're cooking an artificial cat. Oh, BTW - probably a good idea to euthanize it in advance, just in case. If it's an artificial cat, no issue. A real cat will go to sleep, permanently. Just put it in the garage and run the car with the place sealed up, or use a generator etc. The carbon monoxide will take effect pretty quick. Make sure there are no children hiding in the garage, because once they get the idea you're doing some funky stuff with cats, they'll have all of their mates over to try to get in on the action. Kids love to, umm, do "things" to cats. You have to keep the little pests out.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 23, 2017 22:48:54 GMT
BTW, if you're in Virginia USA, all of the real cats disappeared long ago. The CIA and their (ahem) British partners run antennae through their tails to capture conversations at parties and meetings. Just a little tidbit that's not highly classified.
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