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Post by PinkFloyd on Oct 27, 2016 21:08:11 GMT
My favorite bartender, with whom I discuss the mysteries of life. iPhone 7-plus, 2x lens, handheld indoor exp. They are ALL my favourite mate until you go in for a grope...... you then discover that you are an 18 year old in a 55 year old body when you hear them exclaim "ewwwww.... you're old enough to be my Grandad you dirty old perv!" I made a move on a bird in the Co-op ( a supermarket ) who was responsible for discounting all the stuff that was soon to be out of date / sell by etc. She was actually leading to me toward items that were going to be reduced in price and telling me that I had first refusal on said items...... ie: an Aberdeen Angus steak fillet reduced from £10.94 to 19 pence.......... Damned good freezer fodder, you can't go wrong at 19 pence! Anyhoo...... a few weeks back I was asking her what the death was on a Chicken Yakatari..... it was marked up at £3.99...... she replied "12 pence"....... I went in hard and said "do you fancy going out some time" and she replied with "OMG! you're older than my Grandfather!"............ I no longer associate a friendly person (whatever age) with a possible romantic adventure
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Post by PinkFloyd on Oct 27, 2016 21:14:31 GMT
Nice arse Dale? Do you throw a Dollar over the counter and say "oh, look, there's a Dollar on the floor" to take a good look at her "sprayed on" ass? Cor! ooh err missus! Oooh Matron! Ding Dong!
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Post by PinkFloyd on Oct 27, 2016 21:47:23 GMT
Local police and staff... Nice smiles inbetween shooting black people dead..............
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