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Post by PinkFloyd on Aug 5, 2016 21:08:04 GMT
I've been looking in the mirror the past few days Leo and I ain't getting any younger....... 55 years old..... closer to 60 than 50...... maybe time to invest in a Dannimac and grow up? NEVER!!!!!!!
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Post by leo on Aug 5, 2016 21:11:55 GMT
Rule number two....... never go back to the same place. No, I'd possibly tend to avoid the "tourist" traps and go deeper into Bulgaria this time Leo. A fascinating place and a lot more to it than swimming pools and bars full of Russians. The history and ancient buildings would be my thing , I'd spend most my time checking it all out , this is coming from somebody thats been in a relationship over 20 years though so my idea is probably a little boring
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Post by leo on Aug 5, 2016 21:14:32 GMT
I've been looking in the mirror the past few days Leo and I ain't getting any younger....... 55 years old..... closer to 60 than 50...... maybe time to invest in a Dannimac and grow up? NEVER!!!!!!! I'll be 40 next, might not sound much but shit those years have gone fast , doesn't seem 2 minutes since I was 20 fiddling about with electronics .
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Post by leo on Aug 5, 2016 21:17:01 GMT
All the "couples" looked bored out of their skulls, I certainly wouldn't go on holiday with a woman and will only go again when my good mate Rob regains sense or has his balls cut off Fingers crossed he comes to his senses and is soon back out with the lads
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Post by PinkFloyd on Aug 5, 2016 21:28:38 GMT
It kinda knocked me into shape a week or so ago..... a nice "new" girl / woman working in the charity shop / 99p shop....... Long story short, I was in the charity shop looking for a rare piece (as one does) and this very nice lady (who was new there) was all over me, telling me all about herself and the hours she worked at the charity shop / 99P shop etc. It was a GIVEN...... all I had to do was hang cool for a few weeks and get to know her / get the crack with her. What did I do? I went in the following day and handed her a business card with "If you fancy a cup of tea call me" written on the back. OMG........ a 55 year old handing out "you fancy a cuppa?" cards is pretty sad Turns out, she is 52 and "laughed" with her manager (when her manager told me the story not knowing it was me) recounting the story that "a 64 year old man has got the hots for me". Eh? ?? 64? What a damned cheek!!!!!!!!!! A man in his prime maybe but where the hell did the exact figure of "64" come from? I have been told that it "was someone else" but I think they are telling porkies......... Jesus mate, what a kick in the balls that was! "a 64 year old man has got the hots for me" I'm clearly losing my touch!
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Post by PinkFloyd on Aug 5, 2016 21:37:07 GMT
I've been looking in the mirror the past few days Leo and I ain't getting any younger....... 55 years old..... closer to 60 than 50...... maybe time to invest in a Dannimac and grow up? NEVER!!!!!!! I'll be 40 next, might not sound much but shit those years have gone fast , doesn't seem 2 minutes since I was 20 fiddling about with electronics . 40??! You're only a boy Leo! Just wait until you're 50 / mistaken for 64 / that's when the reality kicks in 40 was good, 50 came upon me in a matter of DAYS....... the older you get the faster time goes by and that is a FACT..... make the most of it while you can my friend. Mike xx
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Post by leo on Aug 5, 2016 22:56:03 GMT
It kinda knocked me into shape a week or so ago..... a nice "new" girl / woman working in the charity shop / 99p shop....... Long story short, I was in the charity shop looking for a rare piece (as one does) and this very nice lady (who was new there) was all over me, telling me all about herself and the hours she worked at the charity shop / 99P shop etc. It was a GIVEN...... all I had to do was hang cool for a few weeks and get to know her / get the crack with her. What did I do? I went in the following day and handed her a business card with "If you fancy a cup of tea call me" written on the back. OMG........ a 55 year old handing out "you fancy a cuppa?" cards is pretty sad Turns out, she is 52 and "laughed" with her manager (when her manager told me the story not knowing it was me) recounting the story that "a 64 year old man has got the hots for me". Eh? ?? 64? What a damned cheek!!!!!!!!!! A man in his prime maybe but where the hell did the exact figure of "64" come from? I have been told that it "was someone else" but I think they are telling porkies......... Jesus mate, what a kick in the balls that was! "a 64 year old man has got the hots for me" I'm clearly losing my touch! Maybe she needed to go to specsavers ? Bit of a bummer though mate, all the people that served me in charity shops was proper old crones so finding a nice early 50 year old was lucky. 64 sounds a bit specific though, you sure the manager wasn't just taking the piss
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Post by PinkFloyd on Aug 6, 2016 19:37:52 GMT
It kinda knocked me into shape a week or so ago..... a nice "new" girl / woman working in the charity shop / 99p shop....... Long story short, I was in the charity shop looking for a rare piece (as one does) and this very nice lady (who was new there) was all over me, telling me all about herself and the hours she worked at the charity shop / 99P shop etc. It was a GIVEN...... all I had to do was hang cool for a few weeks and get to know her / get the crack with her. What did I do? I went in the following day and handed her a business card with "If you fancy a cup of tea call me" written on the back. OMG........ a 55 year old handing out "you fancy a cuppa?" cards is pretty sad Turns out, she is 52 and "laughed" with her manager (when her manager told me the story not knowing it was me) recounting the story that "a 64 year old man has got the hots for me". Eh? ?? 64? What a damned cheek!!!!!!!!!! A man in his prime maybe but where the hell did the exact figure of "64" come from? I have been told that it "was someone else" but I think they are telling porkies......... Jesus mate, what a kick in the balls that was! "a 64 year old man has got the hots for me" I'm clearly losing my touch! Maybe she needed to go to specsavers ? Bit of a bummer though mate, all the people that served me in charity shops was proper old crones so finding a nice early 50 year old was lucky. 64 sounds a bit specific though, you sure the manager wasn't just taking the piss I agree...... "64" is very specific and somebody would generally say "looks like he's in his 60's". Maybe it was a 64 year old bloke who said "Hi, I'm 64 do you fancy going out some time?".
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Post by Deleted on Aug 7, 2016 13:09:06 GMT
It kinda knocked me into shape a week or so ago..... a nice "new" girl / woman working in the charity shop / 99p shop....... Long story short, I was in the charity shop looking for a rare piece (as one does) and this very nice lady (who was new there) was all over me, telling me all about herself and the hours she worked at the charity shop / 99P shop etc. It was a GIVEN...... all I had to do was hang cool for a few weeks and get to know her / get the crack with her. What did I do? I went in the following day and handed her a business card with "If you fancy a cup of tea call me" written on the back. OMG........ a 55 year old handing out "you fancy a cuppa?" cards is pretty sad Turns out, she is 52 and "laughed" with her manager (when her manager told me the story not knowing it was me) recounting the story that "a 64 year old man has got the hots for me". Eh? ?? 64? What a damned cheek!!!!!!!!!! A man in his prime maybe but where the hell did the exact figure of "64" come from? I have been told that it "was someone else" but I think they are telling porkies......... Jesus mate, what a kick in the balls that was! "a 64 year old man has got the hots for me" I'm clearly losing my touch! She said that just so she wouldn't have to say piss off. Obviously she's a tart with a cranky attitude.
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Post by PinkFloyd on Aug 7, 2016 19:36:20 GMT
It kinda knocked me into shape a week or so ago..... a nice "new" girl / woman working in the charity shop / 99p shop....... Long story short, I was in the charity shop looking for a rare piece (as one does) and this very nice lady (who was new there) was all over me, telling me all about herself and the hours she worked at the charity shop / 99P shop etc. It was a GIVEN...... all I had to do was hang cool for a few weeks and get to know her / get the crack with her. What did I do? I went in the following day and handed her a business card with "If you fancy a cup of tea call me" written on the back. OMG........ a 55 year old handing out "you fancy a cuppa?" cards is pretty sad Turns out, she is 52 and "laughed" with her manager (when her manager told me the story not knowing it was me) recounting the story that "a 64 year old man has got the hots for me". Eh? ?? 64? What a damned cheek!!!!!!!!!! A man in his prime maybe but where the hell did the exact figure of "64" come from? I have been told that it "was someone else" but I think they are telling porkies......... Jesus mate, what a kick in the balls that was! "a 64 year old man has got the hots for me" I'm clearly losing my touch! She said that just so she wouldn't have to say piss off. Obviously she's a tart with a cranky attitude. Or a lesbian?
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Post by Deleted on Aug 8, 2016 11:54:34 GMT
She said that just so she wouldn't have to say piss off. Obviously she's a tart with a cranky attitude. Or a lesbian? Ooh, that's exciting. Get some surf and turf action.
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Post by leo on Aug 8, 2016 22:04:24 GMT
A bloody good seeing to is whats needed
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